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Ingredients

• Alright lists are dead to me. Ingredients? We don't need that shit. Do this:
• Buy some gin. Then pour that shit out and use the bottle to distill some homemade hooch in.
• For best results, just pour in some grapefruit juice or some shit with like a half cup of sugar and a half packet of some yeast. None of that fancy champagne or brewer's yeast either, what are you 12?
• Distill until when you take a swig you can taste the alcoholism
• Now take some fucking strawberries and process the dicks out of it until it's like a sauce or something
• Put it in some water and another half cup of sugar. Boil that shit until sauce is obtained.
• Pour your strawberry abortion into the bottom of some fancy glasses, filling only 1/4 of the cup. Freeze the rest in ice cube trays.
• Freeze the glasses, then pour on a layer of your homemade hooch, pop it back in the freezer and repeat for however many layers you want.
• Consume and become drunk on incredibly bad shit made poorly that still manages to taste amazing.